Ditsy Blonde is a socialite and star of The Haunting...Sort of.
Overview[]
Appearance[]
Ditsy Blonde has long brown hair. She wears a tan dress.
Personality[]
Ditsy Blonde is innocent and unassuming, though notably much more aware of her surroundings than Max. She tends to stay close to Max and put up with his eccentricities, although she looks mildly annoyed at his tendency to inappropriately touch her face.
Biography[]
Ditsy Blonde and her boyfriend, Max Tracy, are on a relaxing drive through the countryside when they suddenly end up in a car accident. Trapped in the middle of nowhere, the couple happen upon a mysterious cottage. When they knock on the door, it opens by itself and closes behind them. Inside, they are greeted by a bizarre figure called Count Scary. The count explains that they were expected, and asks his assistant Ugor to take them to their room. In the room, Max ponders the abnormalities of the house and eventually comes to the horrifying conclusion. Count Scary is trying to sell them the house. They desperately try to escape, but are forced to stay until they make a down payment. Apparently, they never regretted the purchase until the discovery of termites.
Other Appearances[]
Chadwick Jones Presents: Barney's Great Adventure[]
A stock video of Ditsy being blown up was shown in the Barney review.